Thursday, 2 July 2015
The Trowel and Hammer, 49 Pakefield Street, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 0JS
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: ****
Treet on arrival: No treets
Waters bowl putted out: Did hab water bowls hinside
Enuff space for me layings down: There woz hindeed
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: We didn’t do eatings hindoors but Thai did snoozings under the tayble outside
Carpits or hard? *scratches hed* I can’t ‘member meself. I finks a mixture.
Amount ob leff-dovers: Meself and Thai did get a cupple ob chippies from Mummy and sum veggibles from Meester Porl. Sept Thai ham not a veggiblist and hims did spits them out so I et thems too.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: Did habs a garden wib grasses.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: ***
Duz them habs Aspalls? Thems did.
Duz thems habs reel ayl? Thems did.
Sooperness obs menu: Woz pubs foods wot filled themselfs hup before holibobs hadventure.
Stickiness obs tables: Outsides woz okies.
Any uvva comments: Ham dog frendlies hinside and out. Thems garden duz goes rite onto the cliffs wot leeds to the beech for walkies.