Monday, 6 July 2015

Bank House Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Mill Lane, Hulme End, Buxton, Derbyshire, SK17 0EX

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Yes and did habs a river wot, if you ham a dog wot likes to go ins the water, you can go ins. Eben the man sed there woz a ‘dunkings dogs in water’ bit.
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         Did see’s a lot ob wabbits and sum ducks. Ducks is okies but them ham not wabbits. Woz sheeps too. I lub sheeps.      
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                We didn’t see’s any mowls.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       No horsey poos but there woz sum on a walkies.
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Walkies woz down qwiet rowds to foot parfs. Lots ob footparfs. Hup more big hills and down slowps and froo sheeps feelds (I lub sheeps). Sum footparfs (wot we didn’t goes on) did hab fings wot you wood need to do lifting Arfurs ova. Fankfullies we didn’t use them so meself woz not hoomillyated. 
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Woz washings hup fasilities but we did be helpy wib brekfst like normal.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           *****
Date visited:                                           June 2015     
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                  Berry genic.  
Did thems hab showers?                    Yes and thems woz free to use.                     
Did them habs ‘lektric?                       Yes we did habs ‘lektric.       
Did Joodiff hab frends?                       Lots ob frends but woz lubbly site.               
Woz it seclooded:                                Woz by a river ands in a hamlet (wot ham not maked of ham). Millyons ob walkies neer.
Woz it neers to a pub?                        Woz strayt opposite a pub wot we did habs a snooze and Mummy and Meester Porl did habs a drink in.                 

Any uvva comments:   Woz a berry lubbly pees-full site. Lubbly noises ob berds and waters and sheeps (I lub sheeps). Cood do walkies into the Manifold Valley froms the site or do a sooper long walkies into Hartington (the next village) froo the countryside footparfs. Alternatively, if you ham more sensibles and duzn’t want you’s houndies legs to be nearly a hole mile more shorter (not like Mummy and Meester Porl), you cood just goes to it down the road wot duznt take so long.

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