Thursday, 2 July 2015

Top Farm Campsite, Careby Road, Ryhall, Stamford, Rutland, PE9 4EU

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ***    
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Plenties ob grasses
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          I did not see’s any wabbits but I spect there woz sum.
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                Agen, I did not see’s any but there cood hab be’d sum.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Did not eat any poos
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Walkies down to the village woz on the road but before we did leeb Mummy did realise there woz a foot parf across a feeld. Sum hoomans ham a bit fick.
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Wozn’t any for washings hup so we did be helpy. Speshally wib the rowst chikin on acsident.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    ***    
Date visited:                                                    June 2015      
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                           Thems woz okies for pees and poos.           
Did thems hab showers?                              No showers               
Did them habs ‘lektric?                                 Did hab ‘lektric.       
Did Joodiff hab frends?                                 The ferst nite hers woz qwite lonely. The second nite hers did hab qwite a few frends.
Woz it seclooded:                                          Woz a farm ons the edge obs a smorl village.
Woz it neers to a pub?                                  There woz a pub ins the village.

Any uvva comments:                         Woz a lubbly site hup a smorl hill (in comparison to ours holibobs mowntins). Did hab a berry pritty village ands a river ands a little humpy bridge (you nos… one wot looks like a camel not wot lubs to do sexy times on you’s back). And sheeps. I lub sheeps.

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