Monday, 6 July 2015

Waterside Farm Campsite, Barber Booth Road, Edale, Derbyshire, S33 7ZL

hOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                        *****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings? Millyons ob grasses for rollings and eatings
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?     Woz wabbits and ducks and chikins and ebryfing wot you cood eba lub to do lookings at! Hinclooding sheeps. I lub sheeps.           
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?            Did hab mowls but not many
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?   Meself and Thai didn’t eats any horsey poos but Thai did lub sheepy poos.
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?            Walkies to village woz on a smorl road but woz a millyon foot parfs to do walkies on too.   
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Woz washings hup wib warm waters fasilities but we did get to be helpy wib the brekfst playts.  
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                *****
Date visited:                                                Joon 2015
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                       Mummy sez hers toylets and showers woz probly more better than wot Meester Porls woz but then you ham on a farm.
Did thems hab showers?                         Woz showers, woz warm. Didn’t hab to use treet pennies.
Did them habs ‘lektric?                            No ‘lektrik but wozn’t a problem for Joodiff.             
Did Joodiff hab frends?                            Wen we did leeb Joodiff did hab sum friends but wen we did gets there Joodiff woz all on hers own.
Woz it seclooded:                                      Berry berry lubbly ins the mowntins.           
Woz it neers to a pub?                             Wib in walkies distance obs The Old Nags Head and The Rambler Inn.                

Any uvva comments:    Woz nessled between too hoooooge hills wot ham called Kinder Scowt ands Mam Tor (stoopid names!) Habbed a train line runnings across the back but the seenery maked hup for it by millions. Woz a werkings farm and did habs millyons ob aminals to do lookings at. Smorl ducks and more hooger ducks and ebil chikins and gowts and sheeps (I lubbed sheeps). Did hab walkies to the trayn station wot taked you to Hope ands then you cood get busses to Castleton wot we did. I did lub the trayn. I did not lub the bus. Mummy sez woz well werf the munnies for the ‘mazing hooge looks.

Bank House Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Mill Lane, Hulme End, Buxton, Derbyshire, SK17 0EX

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Yes and did habs a river wot, if you ham a dog wot likes to go ins the water, you can go ins. Eben the man sed there woz a ‘dunkings dogs in water’ bit.
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         Did see’s a lot ob wabbits and sum ducks. Ducks is okies but them ham not wabbits. Woz sheeps too. I lub sheeps.      
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                We didn’t see’s any mowls.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       No horsey poos but there woz sum on a walkies.
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Walkies woz down qwiet rowds to foot parfs. Lots ob footparfs. Hup more big hills and down slowps and froo sheeps feelds (I lub sheeps). Sum footparfs (wot we didn’t goes on) did hab fings wot you wood need to do lifting Arfurs ova. Fankfullies we didn’t use them so meself woz not hoomillyated. 
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Woz washings hup fasilities but we did be helpy wib brekfst like normal.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           *****
Date visited:                                           June 2015     
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                  Berry genic.  
Did thems hab showers?                    Yes and thems woz free to use.                     
Did them habs ‘lektric?                       Yes we did habs ‘lektric.       
Did Joodiff hab frends?                       Lots ob frends but woz lubbly site.               
Woz it seclooded:                                Woz by a river ands in a hamlet (wot ham not maked of ham). Millyons ob walkies neer.
Woz it neers to a pub?                        Woz strayt opposite a pub wot we did habs a snooze and Mummy and Meester Porl did habs a drink in.                 

Any uvva comments:   Woz a berry lubbly pees-full site. Lubbly noises ob berds and waters and sheeps (I lub sheeps). Cood do walkies into the Manifold Valley froms the site or do a sooper long walkies into Hartington (the next village) froo the countryside footparfs. Alternatively, if you ham more sensibles and duzn’t want you’s houndies legs to be nearly a hole mile more shorter (not like Mummy and Meester Porl), you cood just goes to it down the road wot duznt take so long.

Thursday, 2 July 2015

Top Farm Campsite, Careby Road, Ryhall, Stamford, Rutland, PE9 4EU

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ***    
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Plenties ob grasses
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          I did not see’s any wabbits but I spect there woz sum.
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                Agen, I did not see’s any but there cood hab be’d sum.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Did not eat any poos
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Walkies down to the village woz on the road but before we did leeb Mummy did realise there woz a foot parf across a feeld. Sum hoomans ham a bit fick.
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Wozn’t any for washings hup so we did be helpy. Speshally wib the rowst chikin on acsident.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    ***    
Date visited:                                                    June 2015      
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                           Thems woz okies for pees and poos.           
Did thems hab showers?                              No showers               
Did them habs ‘lektric?                                 Did hab ‘lektric.       
Did Joodiff hab frends?                                 The ferst nite hers woz qwite lonely. The second nite hers did hab qwite a few frends.
Woz it seclooded:                                          Woz a farm ons the edge obs a smorl village.
Woz it neers to a pub?                                  There woz a pub ins the village.

Any uvva comments:                         Woz a lubbly site hup a smorl hill (in comparison to ours holibobs mowntins). Did hab a berry pritty village ands a river ands a little humpy bridge (you nos… one wot looks like a camel not wot lubs to do sexy times on you’s back). And sheeps. I lub sheeps.

The Trowel and Hammer, 49 Pakefield Street, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 0JS

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ****
Treet on arrival:                                       No treets
Waters bowl putted out:                       Did hab water bowls hinside
Enuff space for me layings down:        There woz hindeed
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:                We didn’t do eatings hindoors but Thai did snoozings under the tayble outside
Carpits or hard?                                       *scratches hed* I can’t ‘member meself. I finks a mixture.
Amount ob leff-dovers:                         Meself and Thai did get a cupple ob chippies from Mummy and sum veggibles from Meester Porl. Sept Thai ham not a veggiblist and hims did  spits them out so I et thems too.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:          Did habs a garden wib grasses.

Duz them habs Aspalls?                    Thems did.
Duz thems habs reel ayl?                  Thems did.
Sooperness obs menu:                      Woz pubs foods wot filled themselfs hup before holibobs hadventure.
Stickiness obs tables:                        Outsides woz okies.

Any uvva comments:                        Ham dog frendlies hinside and out. Thems garden duz goes rite onto the cliffs wot leeds to the beech for walkies.