Friday, 27 February 2015
The Ostrich Inn, Stocks Green, Castle Acre, Kings Lynn, PE32 2AE
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: *** from meself
Treet on arrival: We did not get treets but we did get lots ob hed fusses (speshally wen Thai acsidently got hims hed stuck ins the door!)
Waters bowl putted out: We did not habs waters but ours stoopid hoomans forgetted to ask!
Enuff space for me layings down: I did layings down but woz a bit ins the way.
Tayble big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Hims coodnt get under the tayble so did lay ins the way. Got hims hed stuck ins the door. Greyhounds wood neva be so stoopid.
Carpits or hard? Woz hard.
Amount ob leff-dovers: I did try to steel the meets becoz I did no’s there woodn’t be any leff-dovers. I woz rite. And I didn’t manidge to steel any either. Even from the peeples on the next tayble.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:Did hab sum taybles out the frunt. But we didn’t see’s a proper garden so woz just hard.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: ***** Mummy and Meester Porl did lub this eatings place berry much.
Duz them habs Apsalls: Yes thems did
Duz them habs reel ayl: Yes thems did
Sooperness obs menu: ‘Parently woz berry sooper. Did sniff berry sooper.
Stickiness obs taybles: Taybles woz not stickes at all.
Any uvva comments: Did habs a lubbly fire fing and woz berry tidy and nice. So tidy and nice Mummy sed hers coodn’t beleeb houndies woz allowdid in! Berry lubbly walkies all around and eben a castle so you can pretend to be kings (or qweens if you habn’t got a boys bit)!
Monday, 23 February 2015
The Crown Inn, Bridge Road, Snape, Suffolk, IP17 1SL
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: **** We did lub this pub sept for the lack ob leff-dovers
Treet on arrival: Yes
Waters bowl putted out: Outside
Enuff space for me layings down: Plenties
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Yups, him woz berry snoozy.
Carpits or hard? Carpits
Amount ob leff-dovers: Not a single fing!
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: Did habs a garden and grasses outside (and chikins behind a fence for lookings at. And piggies and sheeps!)
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: ***** Hoomans did lub this pub too.
Duz them habs Apsalls: Yups
Duz them habs reel ayl: Yups
Sooperness obs menu: Thems did sez berry good and berry yummies, meself and Thai duznt habs a cloo.
Stickiness obs taybles: Wozn’t stickies.
Any uvva comments: Berry helpy, frendlies hoomans. Bred woz gibed before meel wot meself and Thai didn’t get to tayst becoz Mummy and Meester Porl did gobbles it hup sooper qwik! Thems also selled marmarlayd and all thems menu meets woz wot them maked themselfs. Telled Mummy not to call meself ‘Piglet’ ins this pub just in case thems woz short ob thems own piglets. Also ham close to Snape Moltings. Habn’t be’d there meself but I spect Mummy mite take meself wen it ham spring and I ham molting all me winters coat out.