Monday, 18 May 2015

Rushbanks Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Bures Road, Wissington, Suffolk, CO6 4NA

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lots ob berry lubbly grasses for rollings and eatings.           
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         No wabbits but there woz ducks and ducklinks and I did do watchings them a little bit.        
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Thai finked him founded a mowl but I finks him woz seeings fings. Too many fresh airs gonned to hims brayn.         
Trees for wees hup?                                               Sum lubbly shrubberies for wees and sniffings.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        No horsey poos but woz sum bugs to try to do catching wib you’s teefs.
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 Woz lubbly walkies on country roads.
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    There woz sum washings hup fasilities but meself and Thai did get to do helpings wib brekfst washings hup anyways. ‘Parently dinners woz maked of bottom ‘sploding fings.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****
Date visited:                                          May 2015
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                 Thems woz ‘geenic enuff for wees and poos – ham a tradishonal campysite.
Did thems hab showers?                    No showers but berry filfy peeples cood habs a jump ins the river like wot labradoors do to get cleen.         
Did them habs ‘lektric?                       No ‘lektric but Mummy did get hers candles out and it woz qwite romantikal altho I did only hav Thai to snuggle wib and hims not me gerlfrend, hims me bruvva.
Did Joodiff hab frends?                      There woz a cupple of frends for Joodiff but not too many.                
Woz it seclooded:                                Berry berry seclooded and green and neer the river.
Woz it neers to a pub?                       Wood hab be’d if you habbed a bowt but Joodiff duznt flowt so Mummy and Meester Porl did habs fizzy wines hinsted from Joodiff. 

Any uvva comments:  We did habs a lubbly lubbly hadventure here. Woz ebryones favrit and we ham hopefullies goings back in Orgust. We woz rite by the river and did sunbavings and watchings ducklinks and I did sum wee’s on Thai’s hed. Did hab rowp swings hinto the river too wot did look sooper. 

Monday, 11 May 2015

The Kings Arms, 12 St. Marys Street, Ely, Cambridgeshire, CB7 4ES

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****
Treet on arrival:                                  Meself I did get free treets and Thai did get one but that woz becoz hims did not eat hims treet qwik enuff and it felled into me mouf.
Waters bowl putted out:                   There did be’s water for ourselves.
Enuff space for me layings down:    Millyons ob rooms
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:  Millyons ob rooms
Carpits or hard?                                    Did hab carpits wot ham always sooper.
Amount ob leff-dovers:                       I did get a pee on haccount ob mummy pee-ing ons the floor. Uvva thans that we did just eat treets.   
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: We didn’t see’s a garden

Duz them habs Aspalls?                 Yes thems did
Duz thems habs reel ayl?               Yes thems did
Sooperness obs menu:                   Woz berry taysties (apparentlies – sooper pees tho)
Stickiness obs tables:                      Not stickies at all

Any uvva comments:                     Meester Porl did also get a waters bowl for hims fingers. I neva no’d hoomans did drink froo thems fingers. 

Stoney Brook Caravan Site, North Walsham Road, Edingthorpe, North Walsham, Norfolk, NR28 9SL

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?      Plenties of grasses and eben plenty of grasses in ours berry own dog field! Sooper!
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         I did sees sum wabbits on a looking field
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                Did only hab one mowl hill wot Thai did forget to do lookings at.
Trees for wees hup?                                               Yes sum trees for wees
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Not wot I did get to tayst
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 A short walkies down the road did goes to the woods but did also hab dog runnings field.
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We did get to do sum playt lickings but woz washing hup fasilities.  
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    *****
Date visited:                                                    May 2015
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                            Plenties ‘geenic
Did thems hab showers?                              Yes, thems did.  
Did them habs ‘lektric?                                 Yes.
Did Joodiff hab frends?                                 Yes woz a few frends for Joodiff. Not too many.
Woz it seclooded:                                           Berry lubbly and seclooded. And qwiet.
Woz it neers to a pub?                                  We didn’t go walkies to look.
(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments:            Berry frendlies hoomans and houndies on the site. No hoo-man puppies allowdid wot did make Mummy and Meester Porl berry happies. Meself and Thai did lubs the dog runnings field eben tho Thai did not wants to play wib meself. Wen I did try to play wib him hims did goes berry flat ons the ground (or as flat as wot you can wen you ham qwite rownd).