Monday, 6 April 2015

The Kings Head, 16 Bridge St, Loddon, Norwich, Norfolk NR14 6EZ

The Kings Head, 16 Bridge St, Loddon, Norwich, Norfolk NR14 6EZ
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ***** Meself and Thai did lubs this pub and did makes frends wibs the dog wot libs in the pub.
Treet on arrival:                                        We did not gets treets but the sheff did fuss ourselfs. We did sniff himself. Him sniffed berry sheffy. Sooper!
Waters bowl putted out:                           Didn’t see’d any but stoopid hoomans forgetted to do asking agen.
Enuff space for me layings down:          Plenties rite in frunt obs the fire fing.
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Yes but hims woz snoozings in frunt ob the fire fing. More sensibiles.
Carpits or hard?                                         Woz carpits.
Amount ob leff-dovers:                             One chip.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:     I finked it did habs a yard garden.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:              **** Thems did lub it here. Berry friendlies. 
Duz them habs Apsalls:                            No Aspalls
Duz them habs reel ayl:                            Yes thems did
Sooperness obs menu:                            Woz proper pubs foods, but berry well maked ‘parently.
Stickiness obs taybles:                            Wozn’t stickies.
Any uvva comments:     Lubbly walkies neer the river. Frendlies peeples. Lubbly fire fing. Mummy and Meester Porl did sez the chippies woz sum ob the bestest. I did hab a chippy but did forget to tayst it. Woz uvva dogs there wot I did try to play wib but Mummy sed you shoodn't do playings in pubs wen uvva peeples is eatings. 

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