Monday, 27 April 2015

Moat Farm Caravan Park, Low Road, Breckles, Nr Attleborough, Norfolk, NR17 1EP

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****
Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lubbly cleen rollings grasses. Sooper.
Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          Probly but I didn’t see’s a single one.
Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Shakes hed. Nopes. No mowls.
Trees for wees hup?                                               Sum lubbly wees trees.
Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        There woz on the roads. Sooper. Neerly maked hup for no wabbits.
Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                  *nods* Sooper country road walkies.
Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We didn’t get to do any washings hup becoz the hoomans dunned it all.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                             *****
Date visited:                                                            April 2015
Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                   Berry cleen, ‘parenty.
Did thems hab showers?                                      Yes thems did hab showering fings. Meself, I didn’t use thems.
Did them habs ‘lektric?                                         Yes thems did habs ‘lektric.
Did Joodiff hab frends?                                         Joodiff did only hab one frend to talk to.
Woz it seclooded:                                                   Berry. Millyons ob lubbly fields for lookings at.
Woz it neers to a pub?                                          We duznt finks so but we didn’t goes ‘ticularly far from Joodiff (wot ham ours wheely home)
(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments: Woz beyootifuls and cleen and lubbly and friendly. Meself and Thai did get fusses from the hoo-man and we did habs snoozes wibs Mummy and Meester Porl hunder the tree wot woz qwite sooper. 

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