Monday, 3 August 2015

The Old Nags Head, Edale, Hope Valley, Derbyshire, S33 7ZD

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ***
Treet on arrival:                                       No treet
Waters bowl putted out:                       Did hab a waters bowl hindoors.
Enuff space for me layings down:        Plenties wib sooper cowld floors wot you needs wen you ham berry hot afta mowntin walkies.
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:           Thems woz outside but we didn’t do sittings hinside so I duznt nos.
Carpits or hard?                                        Floors woz made ob hard but woz okies becoz we woz hots.
Amount ob leff-dovers:                          Didn’t eben gets a crum! Rood! Speshally afta woz dragged for a millyon miles and habing checked me ‘dopshon contract I ham correkt in sayings it stayts ‘greyhounds need too twentie minit walkies’… NOT seberal hours ob hup mowntin walkies. Ham not a mowntin gowt. Anyways, no leff-dovers eben for aboosed hounds.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:          Did habs a garden wot woz maked ob hard.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:             ****
Duz them habs Aspalls?                         None obs me Mummy’s fabrit syder.
Duz thems habs reel ayl?                       Yes, Meester Porl woz berry pleezed.
Sooperness obs menu:                           Did look berry yummies and meself and Thai did not eben gets a crum! *points to comments abuv about leff-dovers, twentie minit walkies and aboose*
Stickiness obs tables:                             Mummy and Meester Porl did eats outside becoz ob sunshines so thems benches woz not stickies. Did not look like stickies hinside tables wen I putted me noze on them tho.

Any uvva comments:            Woz in the middle obs Edale village wot woz sooper for collapsing afta walkies for miles and miles and miles and miles (eben tho meself and Thai did gets rests and to drink out ob springs – bestest waters eba – we did eben get ours toes wet). Didn’t be’s too far froms the trayn stayshon.

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