Monday, 3 August 2015
The Rambler Inn, Edale, Hope Valley, Derbyshire, S33 7ZA
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: ****
Treet on arrival: We did gets lots of treets. Eben the sheff man did gib us treets!
Waters bowl putted out: We did habs a hooge bowl obs waters. Wot ham good becoz sumtimes Thai finks hims a fish and needs to drinks millyons ob waters.
Enuff space for me layings down: Plenties ob rooms
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Plenties ob room for himself. Eben under the tables for a meself.
Carpits or hard? Woz hard hunfortunately.
Amount ob leff-dovers: Not a single fing. Not eben sum ob Meester Porls hooge playt ob hams.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: Millyons ob grasses. Sooper.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: ****
Duz them habs Aspalls? No but thems did habs Owld Rosie hinsted wot Mummy did qwite lub.
Duz thems habs reel ayl? Thems did. Meester Porl woz berry pleezed. Hims tried them all on holibobs.
Sooperness obs menu: Woz sooper for beings fulled rite hup afta a hole day doing walkies hup a mowntin.
Stickiness obs tables: Not stickies.
Any uvva comments: Woz rite by the trayn stayshon ins Edale wot woz neer where we did stays. We did walkies hup the mowntin then getted the trayn to Hope then getted the bus to Castleton then getted the bus back to Hope then getted the bus back to Edale and meself and Thai was ‘zorstid so woz sooper to hab treets and waters and snoozed.