Monday, 11 May 2015

The Kings Arms, 12 St. Marys Street, Ely, Cambridgeshire, CB7 4ES

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****
Treet on arrival:                                  Meself I did get free treets and Thai did get one but that woz becoz hims did not eat hims treet qwik enuff and it felled into me mouf.
Waters bowl putted out:                   There did be’s water for ourselves.
Enuff space for me layings down:    Millyons ob rooms
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:  Millyons ob rooms
Carpits or hard?                                    Did hab carpits wot ham always sooper.
Amount ob leff-dovers:                       I did get a pee on haccount ob mummy pee-ing ons the floor. Uvva thans that we did just eat treets.   
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: We didn’t see’s a garden

Duz them habs Aspalls?                 Yes thems did
Duz thems habs reel ayl?               Yes thems did
Sooperness obs menu:                   Woz berry taysties (apparentlies – sooper pees tho)
Stickiness obs tables:                      Not stickies at all

Any uvva comments:                     Meester Porl did also get a waters bowl for hims fingers. I neva no’d hoomans did drink froo thems fingers. 

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