The Bell Inn, Ferry Road, Walberswick, Suffolk, IP18 6TN

The Bell Inn, Ferry Road, Walberswick, Suffolk, IP18 6TN            

www.bellinnwalberswick.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               **** For stars for this eatings place becoz me snoozes woz a little hinconvenient becoz I did not hab a hed cushon and did hab to use the hard.

Treet on arrival:                                        Sumtimes we hab had treets

Waters bowl putted out:                          Yes, plenties of water bowls wot ham qwite good becoz Thai drinks nearly a hole bowl on hims own self.

Enuff space for me layings down:          I did manidge to do layings down but did be qwite tite for meself on haccount obs the little room wot Mummy and Meester Porl did choose woz qwite smorl.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Yes, hims had a sooper snooze.

Carpits or hard?                                         Thems woz berry old hard floors. Mummy sed thems lubbly but hers neva had to do snoozing on one! Berry wonkies!

Amount ob leff-dovers:                              Did get too chips. Woz only going to be one but Thai didn’t eat hims own chip. We did only gets the chips on haccount obs our berry berry sad eyeborls.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:      Duz habs a garden wot ham qwite sooper in summer.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                 **** Mummy and Meester Porl sez for stars too.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                             Yes         

Duz them habs reel ayl:                             Yes, I beleebs them did.

Sooperness obs menu:                              Woz berry sooper. Mummy et pie wot hers sed did nearly habs a hole cow in it – wot it didn’t – hers a bit fick sumtimes.  

Stickiness obs taybles:                               I duz not finks it woz stickies.

Any uvva comments:     The hoomans sez the pub hams sooper lubbly and berry old wibs berry old wonkiness and lubbly fire fings. Duz also habs a restrant bit wot we hab snoozed in before wot woznt as old and wonky as wot the bar bit woz. Lubbly walkes round Wobbleswick and can eben go ova the river to see Soufwold. 

Here I ham habing a lay down and being berry good.

The Sun Inn, High Street, Dedham, Essex, CO7 6DF

The Sun Inn, High Street, Dedham, Essex, CO7 6DF                                  

www.thesuninndedham.com

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:              ***** We did lub this pub – me berry best favrit

Treet on arrival:                                     We did not get any treets sept wot I steeled out ob Meester Porl’s bag.

Waters bowl putted out:                         Woz sum hinside and cood hab you’s own if you did ask.

Enuff space for me layings down:        Yes, qwite a lots and sofas if you manidge to be berry sneekies wibout Mummy noticing but you did still get telled to get off!

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Not ins the room wib the fire fing but lots of floor rooms.

Carpits or hard?                                      Woz hard but did hab rugs in the lownge sootible for snoozing.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                          Nun. But I did manidge to steel a bit ob bred.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:  Did habs a garden wot woz made of hard. Mite habs had grass. Praps we needs to goes back.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:             ***** Hoomans did lub this pub too – ham Mummy’s favrit.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                         Yups

Duz them habs reel ayl:                          Yups

Sooperness obs menu:                          Berry taysties lookings menu. Lubbly hingreedients (‘parantlies!) Sooper bred.

Stickiness obs taybles:                          Wozn’t stickies at all til I putted me noze on it and til me tung acsidently felled on it. .

Any uvva comments:     Habs a lubbly lownge wibs sofas and a fire fing. Berry cozy. Did brings fresh breds before foods wibs oils and dippings fings (wot I did steel a little bit ob on accident – did forget to shares it wib Thai tho). Berry lubbly walkies all around. Sooper for sniffings. And wabbits. Meself and Thai lubs wabbits. And mowls. Thai lubs mowls. 

The Ostrich Inn, Stocks Green, Castle Acre, Kings Lynn, PE32 2AE

The Ostrich Inn, Stocks Green, Castle Acre, Kings Lynn, PE32 2AE

www.ostrichcastleacre.com

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:            *** from meself

Treet on arrival:                                     We did not get treets but we did get lots ob hed fusses (speshally wen Thai acsidently got hims hed stuck ins the door!)

Waters bowl putted out:                       We did not habs waters but ours stoopid hoomans forgetted to ask!

Enuff space for me layings down:      I did layings down but woz a bit ins the way.

Tayble big enuff for Thai snoozings under:         Hims coodnt get under the tayble so did lay ins the way. Got hims hed stuck ins the door. Greyhounds wood neva be so stoopid.

Carpits or hard?                                    Woz hard.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                        I did try to steel the meets becoz I did no’s there woodn’t be any leff-dovers. I woz rite. And I didn’t manidge to steel any either. Even from the peeples on the next tayble.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:Did hab sum taybles out the frunt. But we didn’t see’s a proper garden so woz just hard.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           ***** Mummy and Meester Porl did lub this eatings place berry much.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                       Yes thems did

Duz them habs reel ayl:                       Yes thems did

Sooperness obs menu:                       ‘Parently woz berry sooper. Did sniff berry sooper.

Stickiness obs taybles:                       Taybles woz not stickes at all.

Any uvva comments:     Did habs a lubbly fire fing and woz berry tidy and nice. So tidy and nice Mummy sed hers coodn’t beleeb houndies woz allowdid in! Berry lubbly walkies all around and eben a castle so you can pretend to be kings (or qweens if you habn’t got a boys bit)! 

The Crown Inn, Bridge Road, Snape, Suffolk, IP17 1SL

The Crown Inn, Bridge Road, Snape, Suffolk, IP17 1SL

www.snape-crown.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                         **** We did lub this pub sept for the lack ob leff-dovers

Treet on arrival:                                                  Yes

Waters bowl putted out:                                    Outside

Enuff space for me layings down:                    Plenties

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:  Yups, him woz berry snoozy.

Carpits or hard?                                                 Carpits

Amount ob leff-dovers:                                     Not a single fing!

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:              Did habs a garden and grasses outside (and chikins behind a fence for lookings at. And piggies and sheeps!)

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                         ***** Hoomans did lub this pub too.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                                     Yups

Duz them habs reel ayl:                                      Yups

Sooperness obs menu:                                     Thems did sez berry good and berry yummies, meself and Thai duznt habs a cloo.

Stickiness obs taybles:                                     Wozn’t stickies.

Any uvva comments: Berry helpy, frendlies hoomans. Bred woz gibed before meel wot meself and Thai didn’t get to tayst becoz Mummy and Meester Porl did gobbles it hup sooper qwik! Thems also selled marmarlayd and all thems menu meets woz wot them maked themselfs. Telled Mummy not to call meself ‘Piglet’ ins this pub just in case thems woz short ob thems own piglets. Also ham close to Snape Moltings. Habn’t be’d there meself but I spect Mummy mite take meself wen it ham spring and I ham molting all me winters coat out. 

Me Day - By meself aged too and eleben bits and twentie seben eben smaller bits.

Mummy sez wen me angel bruvva David woz more older hims rit a blog post about hims day wot you can reed here... A day in the life of me angel bruvva wen hims woz more older.

Hers sed it wood be a sooper idea to rite wot me day ham like now and wot it ham like wen I ham free, then for and then more older than that. So, this ham me own rooteen (for Mundie to Frydie):


05.30: Cleen boys bit furraly. Normly Mummy sez ‘can you not wayt til layter’. Duznt be’s possible. Wen you’s boys bit is not sparkly, duz need to be cleaned. Woodn’t want a un-sparkly boys bit sqwiggling on you’s bed wood you?
05.40: Hab a look out of the window.
05.45: Jumps on the bed. Sqwiggle. A lot. See, woz defnatlie necessary to hab a cleen boys bit.
05.55: Snooze a bit.
06.15: Beep box beeps. Mummy gets hup. Sqwiggle lots more where Mummy woz snoozing. Wag tail lots. YOU HAM AWAKE AND REDDY TO START THE DAY!
06.20: Goes outside for me poo. Habs a showt. Tell evryone you ham awake and habing you’s morning poo. Wag tail lots.
06.25: Do zoomies back indoors. Ded sumfing. Anyfing. Wag tail lots.
06.30: Be helpy wib Mummy’s hair. Sumtimes it be’s nessessary to continue dedding the fing wot you woz dedding at 06.25 rite where Mummy’s hair doing fings is. Wag tail lots.
06.45: Mundie, Toosdie, Fursdie, Frydie: go walkies, meet Bernie and hims Hoo-man. Bouncy hup Bernie’s hoo-man and wag tayl lots. Snuffle Bernie’s hoo-man til I get treets. Jump away from Bernie’s snap snap grr. Do anuvva poo. No need to bark as the werld alreddy no’s I ham awake. Try and eats the long grass becoz I ham starving as I hab not et since me before bed snack.
Wensdie: Do walkies at uvva park. Trys to put me feets in the waters. Says hello to the duck bred hoo-man. Wag tail lots. Scare hims ducks away wib me ‘hello duck bred hoo-man’ bounce. Try to eat thems bred.
07.30: Get back from walkies. Hab brekfst. Burp. Wag tail lots.
07.45: Stare at Mummy for hextra brekfst from hers plate. Wag tail lots.
08.00: Mundie, Toosdie, Fursdie, Frydie: Hab me fishy treets. Hab a snooze.
Wensdie: Goes to playgroop. I lub playgroop! Wag tail lots. (Skip to 5 pee-em)
11.00: Hooman Nanny comes to take me walkies to hers house. Wag tail lots.
11.05: Do a poo for Hooman Nanny – normly a slug poo rite in frunt of as many peeples as possibles.
11.25: Get to Hooman Nanny’s house. Do zoomies. Be helpy wib watering. Sqwiggle on sofa. Be helpy wib making sammiches. Be helpy wib card makings. Do zoomies in the garden wib me borly. Wag tail lots.
12.45: Mummy picks meself hup and takes meself home ins the car. I lub the car. Wag tail lots.
13.00: Hab me fishy kong.
13.30: Snooze.
17.00: Mummy gets home! Wag tail lots. Bounce a lot. Poke noze in eyeborl. Do zoomies in garden. Bounce lots more. Wag tail lots more.
17.30: Go walkies. Do too poos. Wag tail lots.
18.30: Sqweek rite froo Mummy’s tellybox program for me dinners.
19.00: Heventually hab me dinners. Soopervize Mummy making hers dinners. Wag tail lots.
19.30: Swap between soopervizing Mummy eatings dinner and habing a look out the window.
19.45: Soopervize Mummy habing a shower.
20.00: Praps practiss sum of me homewerk from skool. Wag tail lots. Habs a bit of a snooze.
21.00: Get hup, ded sumfing. Hab a mad five minits. Wag tail lots. Do zoomies in the garden. Praps hab a poo ands a wee if I can be bovvered. Hab me before bed snack.
21.15: Settle down wib Mummy for the evenink. Rest tail.
23.00: Bedtimes. I hab to be still and qwiet. Praps I duz a sneekies ‘pffft’.


Satadie and Sundie ham completely different. Thems goes like this:


06.20: Goes outside for me poo. Habs a showt. Tell evryone you ham awake and habing you’s morning poo. Wag tail lots.
06.25: Do zoomies back indoors. Ded sumfing. Anyfing. Wag tail lots.
06.30: Make mischiff all day.
23.00: Bedtimes.


So, as you can see. I ham qwite bizzy! Duzn’t be’s enuff time in the day for a proper lubbly snooze or ritings but I ham going to try me very hardest to do sum ritings eben if it meens I habs to give hup some of me few snoozes. 

Me ferst blog post!

I hab be’d in me noo home for FOR hole munfs and Mummy hab telled me praps I shood hab a blog like wot me angel bruvva did. Mummy sez praps I shood rite down me longer forts (shood I eva hab a long fort wibout getting distracted by sumfing un-fortful – like mugs. I lub mugs. Speshally wen thems in me mouf). So I finked wibout getting distracted that wood be’s probly best to start from the beginning. Before Mummy taked meself home I had neva be’d in a home before.


Wen you ferst gets home, everyfing be’s different. No kennels. No uvva hounds (unless you’s now got ‘doptid bruvvas and sistas). You hab to acqwaint youself wib ebryfing. And you hab ROOLS! Rools meen you hab to fink and sumtimes it be’s difficult to fink becoz of fings like mugs. You’s ferst day wib you’s hoomans will probly go a bit likes this:


Run around like a sooper mad fing. Wees hup the table (or if you ham a gerl do wee’s on the rug). Grab the cushons, frow them about. Pick up anyfing wot looks hinteresting. Hides it. Hintroduce youself to the tellybox wevver man. Put you’s feets on EVRYFING. Look out the window. Put you’s feets on the window. Run around some mores. Do wee’s outside. Pick hup mugs. Stores them. Wurry you’s noo name is ‘Leave’ becoz that be’s a stoopid name. Hintroduce youself to the naybers by putting you’s feets on the fence and going boing! Sqwiggle you’s wite (or any uvva culler) fluffs all ova the rug. Heventually be hexzorstid and allow noo hooman to show you you’s bed. Snooze. Wakes hup. Follow hooman around. Ded sumfing else. Collect more fings. Do wee’s outside. Go walkies. Wurry about evryfing: cars, lorries, hooge wite ducks, uvva dogs - speshally small ones wot is like wabbits but wot is like dogs at the same time. Hooge confoozion! Say hello to evry hooman you meet becoz in kennels evryone sez hello. Wurry agen that you’s name mite hactually be called ‘Leave’. Follow hooman around. Snooze. Get taked hupstairs. Worry about the hooge mowntin. Neerly fall down leeping hup. Find beds! Sqwiggle all ova beds. Run round sooper fast. Make the cushons ded.

Heventually you’s noo hooman tells you to settle down in you’s bed for long snoozes. You wakes hup a cupple of times in the nite becoz it be’s a bit wurrying not being wib a millyon uvva houndies in kennels (and there be’s mugs) but afta a little wile you relax.

You’s next day duzn’t be’s qwite so wurrying (once you’s got ova the wurry of coming back down the hooge mowntin). Ova the next few days you will start to feel a bit more cumfy. You will no’s you’s name is not Leeve but hactually Arfur. And you will lern the rools: wot you can eats and wot you can ded and wot you habs to leeve (likes cushons). So hinsted of cushons being sooper good fun thems just sits about doing nuffing. Boring. You will lern that hoomans is a bit funnies like that. Thems cushons is preshus. Sumtimes you can ded them tho went thems not looking. If thems duzn’t see you you can blame the wind. Then you hab you’s rooteen. I lub rooteen, you no’s wot you’s ment to do wen.

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