The Waterside, 5-6 Beach Terrace, Hunstanton, Norfolk, PE36 5BQ

The Waterside, 5-6 Beach Terrace, Hunstanton, Norfolk, PE36 5BQ

www.watersidebarhunstanton.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:            ***

Treet on arrival:                                    No treets   

Waters bowl putted out:                      Thems had waters bowls neer the             door.

Enuff space for me layings down:      Plenties of spaces. I did layings neer  the raydiaytor.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under: Yup, hims snoozed under the peeyanow.

Carpits or hard?                                    Floor woz maked of carpits.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                         I did get sum salads and sum chippies. Thai mite hab had sum garlic bred but I hab forgotted in me hed.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:  Didn’t habs a garden wot I remembers.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           **

Duz them habs Apsalls:                       Mummy drinked wines so I don’t fink so.

Duz them habs reel ayl:                        Meester Porl drinked wines so I don’t fink so.

Sooperness obs menu:                        Mummy sed woz adeqwat for hungries tummies.

Stickiness obs taybles:                        Praps a little bit stickies.

Any uvva comments:                           Woz like trying to do snoozing in Santas Grotto (partlies becoz we did goes at neerly Crissmiss and partlies becoz thems did hab neerly a millyon decorayshons hup)! Coodn’t snooze proply on haccount ob hexpecting Santa Claws to happear at any moment. Thai didn’t seem to habs this trubble. 

The Kings Head, 16 Bridge St, Loddon, Norwich, Norfolk NR14 6EZ

The Kings Head, 16 Bridge St, Loddon, Norwich, Norfolk NR14 6EZ

                       

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ***** Meself and Thai did lubs this pub and did makes frends wibs the dog wot libs in the pub.

Treet on arrival:                                        We did not gets treets but the sheff did fuss ourselfs. We did sniff himself. Him sniffed berry sheffy. Sooper!

Waters bowl putted out:                           Didn’t see’d any but stoopid hoomans forgetted to do asking agen.

Enuff space for me layings down:          Plenties rite in frunt obs the fire fing.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Yes but hims woz snoozings in frunt ob the fire fing. More sensibiles.

Carpits or hard?                                         Woz carpits.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                             One chip.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:     I finked it did habs a yard garden.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:              **** Thems did lub it here. Berry friendlies. 

Duz them habs Apsalls:                            No Aspalls

Duz them habs reel ayl:                            Yes thems did

Sooperness obs menu:                            Woz proper pubs foods, but berry well maked ‘parently.

Stickiness obs taybles:                            Wozn’t stickies.

                                                                                              

Any uvva comments:     Lubbly walkies neer the river. Frendlies peeples. Lubbly fire fing. Mummy and Meester Porl did sez the chippies woz sum ob the bestest. I did hab a chippy but did forget to tayst it. Woz uvva dogs there wot I did try to play wib but Mummy sed you shoodn't do playings in pubs wen uvva peeples is eatings. 

Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 8HY

Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 8HY                     

http://www.ivyhousecountryhotel.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               We duz gib this a for star ****

Treet on arrival:                                        No treets but we did get a millon fusses – Thai did get more fusses than meself but Mummy telled meself just to be’s grayshus and berry berry good.

Waters bowl putted out:                          Sooper hooge water bowl wot Thai did drink nearly all of so thems did brings us a top hup. Sooper.

Enuff space for me layings down:          Sooper layings down room.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:   Thai did habs a little snooze under the table.

Carpits or hard?                                        Woz hard.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                            The hoomans did only hab sammiches but we did not eben get a single crum. Rood.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:    Did habs sooper sooper hooge garden wot did hab a million sniffs. Probably did hab wabbits too.

                                                                                            

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:               Mummy and Meester Porl did sez *****. Thems sed berry pritty and lubby foods (eben if thems did just hab sammiches) and coffees.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                           Probly although Mummy and Meester Porl did just hab coffees.

Duz them habs reel ayl:                           Probly but same as abuv.

Sooperness obs menu:                           Not hooge but did sound sooper and not sooper spensive. Thems did lub thems sammiches.

Stickiness obs taybles:                           Not stickies.

                                                                                          

Any uvva comments:                              Did hab sooper walkies on Carlton Marshes wen we did finds the eatings place. Millyons ob sniffs. Millyons ob walkies.

The Bell Inn, Ferry Road, Walberswick, Suffolk, IP18 6TN

The Bell Inn, Ferry Road, Walberswick, Suffolk, IP18 6TN            

www.bellinnwalberswick.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               **** For stars for this eatings place becoz me snoozes woz a little hinconvenient becoz I did not hab a hed cushon and did hab to use the hard.

Treet on arrival:                                        Sumtimes we hab had treets

Waters bowl putted out:                          Yes, plenties of water bowls wot ham qwite good becoz Thai drinks nearly a hole bowl on hims own self.

Enuff space for me layings down:          I did manidge to do layings down but did be qwite tite for meself on haccount obs the little room wot Mummy and Meester Porl did choose woz qwite smorl.

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Yes, hims had a sooper snooze.

Carpits or hard?                                         Thems woz berry old hard floors. Mummy sed thems lubbly but hers neva had to do snoozing on one! Berry wonkies!

Amount ob leff-dovers:                              Did get too chips. Woz only going to be one but Thai didn’t eat hims own chip. We did only gets the chips on haccount obs our berry berry sad eyeborls.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:      Duz habs a garden wot ham qwite sooper in summer.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                 **** Mummy and Meester Porl sez for stars too.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                             Yes         

Duz them habs reel ayl:                             Yes, I beleebs them did.

Sooperness obs menu:                              Woz berry sooper. Mummy et pie wot hers sed did nearly habs a hole cow in it – wot it didn’t – hers a bit fick sumtimes.  

Stickiness obs taybles:                               I duz not finks it woz stickies.

Any uvva comments:     The hoomans sez the pub hams sooper lubbly and berry old wibs berry old wonkiness and lubbly fire fings. Duz also habs a restrant bit wot we hab snoozed in before wot woznt as old and wonky as wot the bar bit woz. Lubbly walkes round Wobbleswick and can eben go ova the river to see Soufwold. 

Here I ham habing a lay down and being berry good.

The Sun Inn, High Street, Dedham, Essex, CO7 6DF

The Sun Inn, High Street, Dedham, Essex, CO7 6DF                                  

www.thesuninndedham.com

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:              ***** We did lub this pub – me berry best favrit

Treet on arrival:                                     We did not get any treets sept wot I steeled out ob Meester Porl’s bag.

Waters bowl putted out:                         Woz sum hinside and cood hab you’s own if you did ask.

Enuff space for me layings down:        Yes, qwite a lots and sofas if you manidge to be berry sneekies wibout Mummy noticing but you did still get telled to get off!

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:       Not ins the room wib the fire fing but lots of floor rooms.

Carpits or hard?                                      Woz hard but did hab rugs in the lownge sootible for snoozing.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                          Nun. But I did manidge to steel a bit ob bred.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:  Did habs a garden wot woz made of hard. Mite habs had grass. Praps we needs to goes back.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:             ***** Hoomans did lub this pub too – ham Mummy’s favrit.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                         Yups

Duz them habs reel ayl:                          Yups

Sooperness obs menu:                          Berry taysties lookings menu. Lubbly hingreedients (‘parantlies!) Sooper bred.

Stickiness obs taybles:                          Wozn’t stickies at all til I putted me noze on it and til me tung acsidently felled on it. .

Any uvva comments:     Habs a lubbly lownge wibs sofas and a fire fing. Berry cozy. Did brings fresh breds before foods wibs oils and dippings fings (wot I did steel a little bit ob on accident – did forget to shares it wib Thai tho). Berry lubbly walkies all around. Sooper for sniffings. And wabbits. Meself and Thai lubs wabbits. And mowls. Thai lubs mowls. 

The Ostrich Inn, Stocks Green, Castle Acre, Kings Lynn, PE32 2AE

The Ostrich Inn, Stocks Green, Castle Acre, Kings Lynn, PE32 2AE

www.ostrichcastleacre.com

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:            *** from meself

Treet on arrival:                                     We did not get treets but we did get lots ob hed fusses (speshally wen Thai acsidently got hims hed stuck ins the door!)

Waters bowl putted out:                       We did not habs waters but ours stoopid hoomans forgetted to ask!

Enuff space for me layings down:      I did layings down but woz a bit ins the way.

Tayble big enuff for Thai snoozings under:         Hims coodnt get under the tayble so did lay ins the way. Got hims hed stuck ins the door. Greyhounds wood neva be so stoopid.

Carpits or hard?                                    Woz hard.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                        I did try to steel the meets becoz I did no’s there woodn’t be any leff-dovers. I woz rite. And I didn’t manidge to steel any either. Even from the peeples on the next tayble.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:Did hab sum taybles out the frunt. But we didn’t see’s a proper garden so woz just hard.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           ***** Mummy and Meester Porl did lub this eatings place berry much.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                       Yes thems did

Duz them habs reel ayl:                       Yes thems did

Sooperness obs menu:                       ‘Parently woz berry sooper. Did sniff berry sooper.

Stickiness obs taybles:                       Taybles woz not stickes at all.

Any uvva comments:     Did habs a lubbly fire fing and woz berry tidy and nice. So tidy and nice Mummy sed hers coodn’t beleeb houndies woz allowdid in! Berry lubbly walkies all around and eben a castle so you can pretend to be kings (or qweens if you habn’t got a boys bit)! 

The Crown Inn, Bridge Road, Snape, Suffolk, IP17 1SL

The Crown Inn, Bridge Road, Snape, Suffolk, IP17 1SL

www.snape-crown.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                         **** We did lub this pub sept for the lack ob leff-dovers

Treet on arrival:                                                  Yes

Waters bowl putted out:                                    Outside

Enuff space for me layings down:                    Plenties

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:  Yups, him woz berry snoozy.

Carpits or hard?                                                 Carpits

Amount ob leff-dovers:                                     Not a single fing!

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:              Did habs a garden and grasses outside (and chikins behind a fence for lookings at. And piggies and sheeps!)

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                         ***** Hoomans did lub this pub too.

Duz them habs Apsalls:                                     Yups

Duz them habs reel ayl:                                      Yups

Sooperness obs menu:                                     Thems did sez berry good and berry yummies, meself and Thai duznt habs a cloo.

Stickiness obs taybles:                                     Wozn’t stickies.

Any uvva comments: Berry helpy, frendlies hoomans. Bred woz gibed before meel wot meself and Thai didn’t get to tayst becoz Mummy and Meester Porl did gobbles it hup sooper qwik! Thems also selled marmarlayd and all thems menu meets woz wot them maked themselfs. Telled Mummy not to call meself ‘Piglet’ ins this pub just in case thems woz short ob thems own piglets. Also ham close to Snape Moltings. Habn’t be’d there meself but I spect Mummy mite take meself wen it ham spring and I ham molting all me winters coat out.