Monday, 6 April 2015

Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 8HY

Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 8HY                     
http://www.ivyhousecountryhotel.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               We duz gib this a for star ****
Treet on arrival:                                        No treets but we did get a millon fusses – Thai did get more fusses than meself but Mummy telled meself just to be’s grayshus and berry berry good.
Waters bowl putted out:                          Sooper hooge water bowl wot Thai did drink nearly all of so thems did brings us a top hup. Sooper.
Enuff space for me layings down:          Sooper layings down room.
Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:   Thai did habs a little snooze under the table.
Carpits or hard?                                        Woz hard.
Amount ob leff-dovers:                            The hoomans did only hab sammiches but we did not eben get a single crum. Rood.
If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:    Did habs sooper sooper hooge garden wot did hab a million sniffs. Probably did hab wabbits too.
                                                                                            
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:               Mummy and Meester Porl did sez *****. Thems sed berry pritty and lubby foods (eben if thems did just hab sammiches) and coffees.
Duz them habs Apsalls:                           Probly although Mummy and Meester Porl did just hab coffees.
Duz them habs reel ayl:                           Probly but same as abuv.
Sooperness obs menu:                           Not hooge but did sound sooper and not sooper spensive. Thems did lub thems sammiches.
Stickiness obs taybles:                           Not stickies.
                                                                                          
Any uvva comments:                              Did hab sooper walkies on Carlton Marshes wen we did finds the eatings place. Millyons ob sniffs. Millyons ob walkies.



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