Ivy House Country Hotel, Ivy Lane, Oulton Broad, Lowestoft,
Suffolk, NR33 8HY
http://www.ivyhousecountryhotel.co.uk/
HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5: We duz gib
this a for star ****
Treet on arrival: No
treets but we did get a millon fusses – Thai did get more fusses than meself
but Mummy telled meself just to be’s grayshus and berry berry good.
Waters bowl putted out: Sooper
hooge water bowl wot Thai did drink nearly all of so thems did brings us a top
hup. Sooper.
Enuff space for me layings
down: Sooper
layings down room.
Taybles big enuff for Thai
snoozings under: Thai did habs a
little snooze under the table.
Carpits or hard? Woz hard.
Amount ob leff-dovers: The
hoomans did only hab sammiches but we did not eben get a single crum. Rood.
If it habs a garden, duz it
habs grass: Did habs
sooper sooper hooge garden wot did hab a million sniffs. Probably did hab wabbits too.
HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5: Mummy and
Meester Porl did sez *****. Thems sed berry pritty and lubby foods (eben if
thems did just hab sammiches) and
coffees.
Duz them habs Apsalls: Probly
although Mummy and Meester Porl did just hab coffees.
Duz them habs reel ayl: Probly
but same as abuv.
Sooperness obs menu: Not
hooge but did sound sooper and not sooper spensive. Thems did lub thems
sammiches.
Stickiness obs taybles: Not
stickies.
Any uvva comments: Did
hab sooper walkies on Carlton Marshes wen we did finds the eatings place. Millyons
ob sniffs. Millyons ob walkies.
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