Green Haven Campsite, The Street, Rumburgh, Halesworth, Suffolk, IP19 0NL

http://greenhavensuffolkholidays.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?       Yes, lots ob grasses and long grasses for sniffings in. Sooper.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          Lots of wabbits for watchings. Berry sooper.           

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Did not hab any mowls but Thai did qwite lub the wabbits too.        

Trees for wees hup?                                               Trees and long grasses.        

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        Did hab horses for doing lookings at but thems poos woz the uvva side obs the fense.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 Walkies woz on lubbly country roads.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    There woz fasilities but meself and Thai did still get to do brekfst playt lickings.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                      *****

Date visited:                                                       May 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                              Berry ‘geenics and shiny.

Did thems hab showers?                                 Yes qwite hooge coobicles.

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                   *nods* Yes. Lektrik.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                   Yes there woz space for five Joodiffs and sum tents.

Woz it seclooded:                                             Berry qwite wib lots of feelds and berds. Berry pees-full.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                    It woz but wozn’t open wen we did try to goes.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments:            Thems woz berry berry frendlies eben to nature. Thems did use the sunshine to makes ‘lektric and thems did use the rayn to makes the toylets go flush and thems did make thems own apple joose. We did turnings hup on the rong day (becoz Meester Porl did gets it rong and hims didn’t eben drink any obs the wobbly joose) and thems did still find ourselfs a space wot woz berry lubbly ob themselves. Hunfortunatly Meester Porl wen hims wozn’t drinking wobbly joose didn’t see’s that thems did only let one dog stay in each Joodiff. I did sez that I ham not a dog I ham an Arfur. Thems sed okies then and we woz allowdid to stay wot woz qwite sooper.

P.S. We hab resently habed an emayl from themselfs to sez thems ham finking abouts refinking thems one dog polly-see. If thems duz we ham defnatly goings back. We did lub it here.

Rushbanks Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Bures Road, Wissington, Suffolk, CO6 4NA

http://www.rushbanksfarm.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lots ob berry lubbly grasses for rollings and eatings.           

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         No wabbits but there woz ducks and ducklinks and I did do watchings them a little bit.        

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Thai finked him founded a mowl but I finks him woz seeings fings. Too many fresh airs gonned to hims brayn.         

Trees for wees hup?                                               Sum lubbly shrubberies for wees and sniffings.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        No horsey poos but woz sum bugs to try to do catching wib you’s teefs.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 Woz lubbly walkies on country roads.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    There woz sum washings hup fasilities but meself and Thai did get to do helpings wib brekfst washings hup anyways. ‘Parently dinners woz maked of bottom ‘sploding fings.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****

Date visited:                                          May 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                 Thems woz ‘geenic enuff for wees and poos – ham a tradishonal campysite.

Did thems hab showers?                    No showers but berry filfy peeples cood habs a jump ins the river like wot labradoors do to get cleen.         

Did them habs ‘lektric?                       No ‘lektric but Mummy did get hers candles out and it woz qwite romantikal altho I did only hav Thai to snuggle wib and hims not me gerlfrend, hims me bruvva.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                      There woz a cupple of frends for Joodiff but not too many.                

Woz it seclooded:                                Berry berry seclooded and green and neer the river.

Woz it neers to a pub?                       Wood hab be’d if you habbed a bowt but Joodiff duznt flowt so Mummy and Meester Porl did habs fizzy wines hinsted from Joodiff. 

Any uvva comments:  We did habs a lubbly lubbly hadventure here. Woz ebryones favrit and we ham hopefullies goings back in Orgust. We woz rite by the river and did sunbavings and watchings ducklinks and I did sum wee’s on Thai’s hed. Did hab rowp swings hinto the river too wot did look sooper. 

The Kings Arms, 12 St. Marys Street, Ely, Cambridgeshire, CB7 4ES

http://www.thekingsarms-ely.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****

Treet on arrival:                                  Meself I did get free treets and Thai did get one but that woz becoz hims did not eat hims treet qwik enuff and it felled into me mouf.

Waters bowl putted out:                   There did be’s water for ourselves.

Enuff space for me layings down:    Millyons ob rooms

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:  Millyons ob rooms

Carpits or hard?                                    Did hab carpits wot ham always sooper.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                       I did get a pee on haccount ob mummy pee-ing ons the floor. Uvva thans that we did just eat treets.   

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: We didn’t see’s a garden

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:      ****

Duz them habs Aspalls?                 Yes thems did

Duz thems habs reel ayl?               Yes thems did

Sooperness obs menu:                   Woz berry taysties (apparentlies – sooper pees tho)

Stickiness obs tables:                      Not stickies at all

Any uvva comments:                     Meester Porl did also get a waters bowl for hims fingers. I neva no’d hoomans did drink froo thems fingers. 

Stoney Brook Caravan Site, North Walsham Road, Edingthorpe, North Walsham, Norfolk, NR28 9SL

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?      Plenties of grasses and eben plenty of grasses in ours berry own dog field! Sooper!

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         I did sees sum wabbits on a looking field

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                Did only hab one mowl hill wot Thai did forget to do lookings at.

Trees for wees hup?                                               Yes sum trees for wees

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Not wot I did get to tayst

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 A short walkies down the road did goes to the woods but did also hab dog runnings field.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We did get to do sum playt lickings but woz washing hup fasilities.  

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    *****

Date visited:                                                    May 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                            Plenties ‘geenic

Did thems hab showers?                              Yes, thems did.  

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                 Yes.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                 Yes woz a few frends for Joodiff. Not too many.

Woz it seclooded:                                           Berry lubbly and seclooded. And qwiet.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                  We didn’t go walkies to look.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments:            Berry frendlies hoomans and houndies on the site. No hoo-man puppies allowdid wot did make Mummy and Meester Porl berry happies. Meself and Thai did lubs the dog runnings field eben tho Thai did not wants to play wib meself. Wen I did try to play wib him hims did goes berry flat ons the ground (or as flat as wot you can wen you ham qwite rownd).

Moat Farm Caravan Park, Low Road, Breckles, Nr Attleborough, Norfolk, NR17 1EP

http://www.moatfarm-cp.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lubbly cleen rollings grasses. Sooper.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          Probly but I didn’t see’s a single one.

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Shakes hed. Nopes. No mowls.

Trees for wees hup?                                               Sum lubbly wees trees.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        There woz on the roads. Sooper. Neerly maked hup for no wabbits.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                  *nods* Sooper country road walkies.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We didn’t get to do any washings hup becoz the hoomans dunned it all.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                             *****

Date visited:                                                            April 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                   Berry cleen, ‘parenty.

Did thems hab showers?                                      Yes thems did hab showering fings. Meself, I didn’t use thems.

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                         Yes thems did habs ‘lektric.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                         Joodiff did only hab one frend to talk to.

Woz it seclooded:                                                   Berry. Millyons ob lubbly fields for lookings at.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                          We duznt finks so but we didn’t goes ‘ticularly far from Joodiff (wot ham ours wheely home)

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments: Woz beyootifuls and cleen and lubbly and friendly. Meself and Thai did get fusses from the hoo-man and we did habs snoozes wibs Mummy and Meester Porl hunder the tree wot woz qwite sooper. 

Little Lodge Farm, Santon Downham, Brandon, Suffolk, IP27 0TX

http://www.forestlodgeholidays.co.uk

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lubbly smelly grasses wib horsey poos.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          *nods* Millyons ob wabbits. I lub wabbits. Did also habs Meester and Meesis Duck.

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 *nods* Did hab mowls too. And sqwirrels. Thai duz not lub sqwirrels. One maked him run into a tree once. Sillies Thai.

Trees for wees hup?                                              Millyons ob trees. Hinfact a hole forest.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Millyons of horsey poos. And horseys.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 All froo the hole forest.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We did get to be helpy wibs the pre wash.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                            *****

Date visited:                                                             April 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                    Thems didn’t habs toylets but Joodiff duz so woznt a problem. I did just hab me poos on walkies like wot I wood normly.           

Did thems hab showers?                                       *shakes hed* Mummy and Meester Porl woz stinkies.  Meself and Thai did washings wib ours tungs so we woz still ‘geenic.

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                          No ‘lektric but we did using candles wot woz qwite lubbly.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                          Joodiff did not habs any frends.

Woz it seclooded:                                                   Berry berry berry. We woz neer a streem and trees.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                           Nopes. Only neer sqwirrels and wabbits and horsis and Meester and Meesis Duck’s home.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments: We did lubs it here lots. Millyons ob sniffings. Lubbly walkies and berry berry pees-full. We woz the only ones there (sept for the horsis and Meester and Meesis Duck). Will defnatlies goes back. 

Fen Farm Caravan Site, Moore Lane, East Mersea, Colchester, Essex, CO5 8FE

http://www.fenfarm.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              **

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Did habs grasses

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         No wabbits

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                No mowls

Trees for wees hup?                                              Did hab sum trees for wees hup and a bin for meselfs and Thai’s poos

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       No horsey poos

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Did hab lubbly beechy walkies and feeld walkies

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Did not hab to be helpy wib washings hup

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                           ***

Date visited:                                                           April 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                                  Berry ‘geenic  and did eben play moosic wen you did you’s toylets. Moosic to do poos by. Sooper!

Did thems hab showers?                                    Thems did and you did habs moosic to be geenics to too.  

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                       Yes, plenties ob ‘lektric wot woz sooper becoz woz ours ferst adventure in Joodiff.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                      Joodiff did habs millyons ob frends.

Woz it seclooded:                                                Not reallies.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                       Woz neer the Dog and Fezant but woznt dog frendlies sept ins the garden but even wen I woz in the garden a man hinside the pub did still whinge about ourselfs ‘not more ruddy dogs’ or sumfing likes that.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                                Dog and Fezant

Any uvva comments: Did habs awards for it’s fasilities and toylets and showering fings. Woz berry plezant and cleen and a sooper ferst stop for getting to no’s Joodiff. Wood goes back agen if we woz going to Mersea but woznt outs favrit. Probly qwite bizzy in summers.