Bank House Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Mill Lane, Hulme End, Buxton, Derbyshire, SK17 0EX

http://bankhousefarmcamping.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Yes and did habs a river wot, if you ham a dog wot likes to go ins the water, you can go ins. Eben the man sed there woz a ‘dunkings dogs in water’ bit.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         Did see’s a lot ob wabbits and sum ducks. Ducks is okies but them ham not wabbits. Woz sheeps too. I lub sheeps.      

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                We didn’t see’s any mowls.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       No horsey poos but there woz sum on a walkies.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Walkies woz down qwiet rowds to foot parfs. Lots ob footparfs. Hup more big hills and down slowps and froo sheeps feelds (I lub sheeps). Sum footparfs (wot we didn’t goes on) did hab fings wot you wood need to do lifting Arfurs ova. Fankfullies we didn’t use them so meself woz not hoomillyated. 

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Woz washings hup fasilities but we did be helpy wib brekfst like normal.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:           *****

Date visited:                                           June 2015     

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                  Berry genic.  

Did thems hab showers?                    Yes and thems woz free to use.                     

Did them habs ‘lektric?                       Yes we did habs ‘lektric.       

Did Joodiff hab frends?                       Lots ob frends but woz lubbly site.               

Woz it seclooded:                                Woz by a river ands in a hamlet (wot ham not maked of ham). Millyons ob walkies neer.

Woz it neers to a pub?                        Woz strayt opposite a pub wot we did habs a snooze and Mummy and Meester Porl did habs a drink in.                 

Any uvva comments:   Woz a berry lubbly pees-full site. Lubbly noises ob berds and waters and sheeps (I lub sheeps). Cood do walkies into the Manifold Valley froms the site or do a sooper long walkies into Hartington (the next village) froo the countryside footparfs. Alternatively, if you ham more sensibles and duzn’t want you’s houndies legs to be nearly a hole mile more shorter (not like Mummy and Meester Porl), you cood just goes to it down the road wot duznt take so long.

Top Farm Campsite, Careby Road, Ryhall, Stamford, Rutland, PE9 4EU

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ***    

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Plenties ob grasses

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          I did not see’s any wabbits but I spect there woz sum.

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                Agen, I did not see’s any but there cood hab be’d sum.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Did not eat any poos

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                Walkies down to the village woz on the road but before we did leeb Mummy did realise there woz a foot parf across a feeld. Sum hoomans ham a bit fick.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    Wozn’t any for washings hup so we did be helpy. Speshally wib the rowst chikin on acsident.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    ***    

Date visited:                                                    June 2015      

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                           Thems woz okies for pees and poos.           

Did thems hab showers?                              No showers               

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                 Did hab ‘lektric.       

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                 The ferst nite hers woz qwite lonely. The second nite hers did hab qwite a few frends.

Woz it seclooded:                                          Woz a farm ons the edge obs a smorl village.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                  There woz a pub ins the village.

Any uvva comments:                         Woz a lubbly site hup a smorl hill (in comparison to ours holibobs mowntins). Did hab a berry pritty village ands a river ands a little humpy bridge (you nos… one wot looks like a camel not wot lubs to do sexy times on you’s back). And sheeps. I lub sheeps.

The Trowel and Hammer, 49 Pakefield Street, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 0JS

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:               ****

Treet on arrival:                                       No treets

Waters bowl putted out:                       Did hab water bowls hinside

Enuff space for me layings down:        There woz hindeed

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:                We didn’t do eatings hindoors but Thai did snoozings under the tayble outside

Carpits or hard?                                       *scratches hed* I can’t ‘member meself. I finks a mixture.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                         Meself and Thai did get a cupple ob chippies from Mummy and sum veggibles from Meester Porl. Sept Thai ham not a veggiblist and hims did  spits them out so I et thems too.

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass:          Did habs a garden wib grasses.

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:        ***

Duz them habs Aspalls?                    Thems did.

Duz thems habs reel ayl?                  Thems did.

Sooperness obs menu:                      Woz pubs foods wot filled themselfs hup before holibobs hadventure.

Stickiness obs tables:                        Outsides woz okies.

Any uvva comments:                        Ham dog frendlies hinside and out. Thems garden duz goes rite onto the cliffs wot leeds to the beech for walkies. 

Green Haven Campsite, The Street, Rumburgh, Halesworth, Suffolk, IP19 0NL

http://greenhavensuffolkholidays.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              ****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?       Yes, lots ob grasses and long grasses for sniffings in. Sooper.

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?          Lots of wabbits for watchings. Berry sooper.           

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Did not hab any mowls but Thai did qwite lub the wabbits too.        

Trees for wees hup?                                               Trees and long grasses.        

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        Did hab horses for doing lookings at but thems poos woz the uvva side obs the fense.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 Walkies woz on lubbly country roads.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    There woz fasilities but meself and Thai did still get to do brekfst playt lickings.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                      *****

Date visited:                                                       May 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                              Berry ‘geenics and shiny.

Did thems hab showers?                                 Yes qwite hooge coobicles.

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                   *nods* Yes. Lektrik.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                   Yes there woz space for five Joodiffs and sum tents.

Woz it seclooded:                                             Berry qwite wib lots of feelds and berds. Berry pees-full.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                    It woz but wozn’t open wen we did try to goes.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments:            Thems woz berry berry frendlies eben to nature. Thems did use the sunshine to makes ‘lektric and thems did use the rayn to makes the toylets go flush and thems did make thems own apple joose. We did turnings hup on the rong day (becoz Meester Porl did gets it rong and hims didn’t eben drink any obs the wobbly joose) and thems did still find ourselfs a space wot woz berry lubbly ob themselves. Hunfortunatly Meester Porl wen hims wozn’t drinking wobbly joose didn’t see’s that thems did only let one dog stay in each Joodiff. I did sez that I ham not a dog I ham an Arfur. Thems sed okies then and we woz allowdid to stay wot woz qwite sooper.

P.S. We hab resently habed an emayl from themselfs to sez thems ham finking abouts refinking thems one dog polly-see. If thems duz we ham defnatly goings back. We did lub it here.

Rushbanks Farm Caravan and Camping Site, Bures Road, Wissington, Suffolk, CO6 4NA

http://www.rushbanksfarm.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?     Lots ob berry lubbly grasses for rollings and eatings.           

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         No wabbits but there woz ducks and ducklinks and I did do watchings them a little bit.        

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                 Thai finked him founded a mowl but I finks him woz seeings fings. Too many fresh airs gonned to hims brayn.         

Trees for wees hup?                                               Sum lubbly shrubberies for wees and sniffings.

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?        No horsey poos but woz sum bugs to try to do catching wib you’s teefs.

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 Woz lubbly walkies on country roads.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    There woz sum washings hup fasilities but meself and Thai did get to do helpings wib brekfst washings hup anyways. ‘Parently dinners woz maked of bottom ‘sploding fings.

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****

Date visited:                                          May 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                 Thems woz ‘geenic enuff for wees and poos – ham a tradishonal campysite.

Did thems hab showers?                    No showers but berry filfy peeples cood habs a jump ins the river like wot labradoors do to get cleen.         

Did them habs ‘lektric?                       No ‘lektric but Mummy did get hers candles out and it woz qwite romantikal altho I did only hav Thai to snuggle wib and hims not me gerlfrend, hims me bruvva.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                      There woz a cupple of frends for Joodiff but not too many.                

Woz it seclooded:                                Berry berry seclooded and green and neer the river.

Woz it neers to a pub?                       Wood hab be’d if you habbed a bowt but Joodiff duznt flowt so Mummy and Meester Porl did habs fizzy wines hinsted from Joodiff. 

Any uvva comments:  We did habs a lubbly lubbly hadventure here. Woz ebryones favrit and we ham hopefullies goings back in Orgust. We woz rite by the river and did sunbavings and watchings ducklinks and I did sum wee’s on Thai’s hed. Did hab rowp swings hinto the river too wot did look sooper. 

The Kings Arms, 12 St. Marys Street, Ely, Cambridgeshire, CB7 4ES

http://www.thekingsarms-ely.co.uk/

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:         *****

Treet on arrival:                                  Meself I did get free treets and Thai did get one but that woz becoz hims did not eat hims treet qwik enuff and it felled into me mouf.

Waters bowl putted out:                   There did be’s water for ourselves.

Enuff space for me layings down:    Millyons ob rooms

Taybles big enuff for Thai snoozings under:  Millyons ob rooms

Carpits or hard?                                    Did hab carpits wot ham always sooper.

Amount ob leff-dovers:                       I did get a pee on haccount ob mummy pee-ing ons the floor. Uvva thans that we did just eat treets.   

If it habs a garden, duz it habs grass: We didn’t see’s a garden

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:      ****

Duz them habs Aspalls?                 Yes thems did

Duz thems habs reel ayl?               Yes thems did

Sooperness obs menu:                   Woz berry taysties (apparentlies – sooper pees tho)

Stickiness obs tables:                      Not stickies at all

Any uvva comments:                     Meester Porl did also get a waters bowl for hims fingers. I neva no’d hoomans did drink froo thems fingers. 

Stoney Brook Caravan Site, North Walsham Road, Edingthorpe, North Walsham, Norfolk, NR28 9SL

HOUNDY RATING OUT OBS 5:                              *****

Did it habs grasses for rollings and eatings?      Plenties of grasses and eben plenty of grasses in ours berry own dog field! Sooper!

Did it hab wabbits for meselfs watching?         I did sees sum wabbits on a looking field

Did it hab mowls for Thai’s sniffings?                Did only hab one mowl hill wot Thai did forget to do lookings at.

Trees for wees hup?                                               Yes sum trees for wees

Did it has horsey poos neer it for eatings?       Not wot I did get to tayst

Woz walkies away from bizzy roads?                 A short walkies down the road did goes to the woods but did also hab dog runnings field.

Did we get to do washings hup or woz there fasilities?    We did get to do sum playt lickings but woz washing hup fasilities.  

                                                                                                

HOOMAN RATING OUT OBS 5:                    *****

Date visited:                                                    May 2015

Woz the facilities ‘geenic?                            Plenties ‘geenic

Did thems hab showers?                              Yes, thems did.  

Did them habs ‘lektric?                                 Yes.

Did Joodiff hab frends?                                 Yes woz a few frends for Joodiff. Not too many.

Woz it seclooded:                                           Berry lubbly and seclooded. And qwiet.

Woz it neers to a pub?                                  We didn’t go walkies to look.

(If yes, did we reviews it...)                           

Any uvva comments:            Berry frendlies hoomans and houndies on the site. No hoo-man puppies allowdid wot did make Mummy and Meester Porl berry happies. Meself and Thai did lubs the dog runnings field eben tho Thai did not wants to play wib meself. Wen I did try to play wib him hims did goes berry flat ons the ground (or as flat as wot you can wen you ham qwite rownd).